How’s Your Day?

This is how I heard YOUR day was going....
First you had trouble getting out of bed

Then you had a stiff neck

And when you washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it

Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out for you

You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise

Your new hat looked better on you at the store

And you keep losing things

The boss chewed you out at work

Then you got caught in the rain at lunchtime

Then the lunch you ate didn't seem to agree with you

Now you feel trapped

Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime

On top of all that, you think you're coming down with the flu

And finally, you're alone in the house at night

when you think you hear a noise in the basement

MAYBE TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!!
Here's Your Thought for the Day

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away

**My Mom e-mailed me this, I am sure the pics are from Photobucket or Flickr**